Helmet Hair’s TOP TEN:                   Zany Motorcycle Gadgets

HH explores the world of odd gadgets and gear. Things you didn't even know your hardcore biker life needed.

#1 Arm Chaps: New Arm Gear with Attitude. Attitude indeed. Believe it or not, these arm chaps really do serve a real function as a wrist protector, but be forewarned, the disclaimer reads: Please do not wear “fringed” Arm Chaps accessories near moving objects where the fringe could get caught and cause injury. Helmet Hair’s disclaimer: Must have a fringe alert buddy in tow or you might just wind up at a rally (or a Winger reunion concert) buying pairs in every sexy color.

#2 Mohawk Helmet –
Get in touch with that inner Mohican by sporting one of these eye-catching Mohawks by Iron Horse Helmets. And lucky you, it’s available in an array of colors. Sticks to your favorite helmet via suction cups so you can go total Madd Maxx during the ride!

#3 Sleeves Tattoo body shirt – Don’t like needles? Pain threshold low? Then Sleeves Tattoo Clothing is just the thing for you--tattoo shirts! Gives the illusion that you went to Japan on some soul-searching retreat and wound up covered in ink. Have that hardcore biker look without actually going hardcore.

#4 Ponytail helmet modification system – There are some people in this galaxy that just can’t bear the thought of Helmet Hair. Thank goodness the PHMS company has come up with a ponytail helmet modification system to put your traveling worries and woes at ease. With this simple star trek design, you’ll be waving your tail for many voyages to come.   And Viola! No helmet hair. NOTE: This product is not DOT or Snell approved!

#5 Wicked Wear Skull Face Thermal Mask - Get a chuckle while scarring the poo out of women and children, as you ride by them donning a grim reaper mask. Wicked Wear Skull Face Thermal Mask not only provides creepy amusement for you and your friends, it also keeps your face warm in cold weather with the bonus of being glow in the dark!

#6 Cleavage Coolers - Keep cleavage sweat abreast with these dandy little rack packs. These duo coolers can be found in gel form or in an aromatic blend of flaxseed, lavender and spearmint. Keep them in the freezer or ice chest until ready to use. Howdy, you’ll have the coolest set of tata’s in town.
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#7 Easy On Spurs –  Indulge your childhood fantasies of becoming a cowgirl with these Easy On Metal Spurs. Pop them on your riding boots; jump on your iron horse and then you’re ready to ride out into the sunset.
 

#8 Butt Buffer -
Sore butt preventing you from taking that long overdue journey? Have the “ride of your life” with the Butt Buffer. Specially designed by the medical industry, it alleviates stiffness and lower back pain, which can ruin a good ride. Ah, yes… don’t worry it’s available in fringe, too!

#9 Bullet Hole Stickers -
Always dreamed of liv’n the gangster life? Now’s your shot. Hot shots simulated bullet hole stickers will give you that instant street cred you’ve been longing for. Stick ‘em on your helmet or bike for that drive-by look.

#10 Magnetic Bird Poo -
Throw on a few magnetic pieces of Bird Poo to an unsuspecting friend’s ride and watch the s**t hit the fan! Packaged in six reusable realistic droppings for hours of fun.